JTS Errors

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The Double Stuff Chocolate Oreo

A double stuff chocolate oreo is fun. It takes 2 guys or 2 girls or 1 guy and 2 girls. One guy gets the back and one tkaes the front. And it was chocolate because the girl was wearing a black dress. And double stuff because it sounds fun. xD

Don not attempt at home. Your parents will catch you I bet.

Basic Addition App

//Basic Addition App.
import java.util.Scanner;

public class inputUserTest {

static Scanner sc = new Scanner (System.in);

public static void main (String[] args) {

System.out.println("Enter a digit");
int x = sc.nextInt();
System.out.println("You Have Entered " + x + ".");
System.out.println("Now select a digit to add to the first digit");
int y = sc.nextInt();
System.out.println("The answer is: " + (x + y));
System.out.println("Thanks for Testing");


}

}

Digit Verifer

import java.util.Scanner;

public class inputUserTest {

static Scanner sc = new Scanner (System.in);

public static void main (String[] args) {

System.out.println("Enter a digit");
int x = sc.nextInt();
System.out.println("You Have Entered " + x + "."); }

}

Hehe

//This is my first thing with Java using println & Strings.
public class MkWins {

public static void main (String[] args) {

String s;
s = "Mk";
String t;
t = "is"
String v;
v = "the BOSS";
System.out.println(s);
System.out.println(t);
System.out.println(v);
}
}

Midwestern Auto. Great Cars. Great People. Great Pics.

These are some of my photos from my photo shoots at the Midwestern Auto Group in Dublin, Ohio. Those people are awesome. They are the most friendly people ever. And the cars are just amazing. There is no other way to describe them. Only photos can truly describe their beauty.

Note: These are my photos! I am more than pleased if you wish to use them, but leave me a comment before you use them. Thanks! ~mk

ObjectDock. The Solution to Mircosoft GUI Design

Microsoft's GUi (Graphic User Interface) for Windows XP is absolutely boring after a while. I turned mine to silver because I just got to bored. The Vista GUi looks nice, but there is better. Apple's GUi.

Specifically today, the taskbar. It's absolutely ugly. Apple made a brilliant decision in the dock, which has made its way to the PC.

ObjectDock (thanks to Furat for recommending) is the brilliance of Mac design carried over to the PC platform. The basic free version of ObjectDock is all you need. Paying $20 for the plus version is not at all needed.

For me, I simply use the taskbar/dock to switch between open programs. But this Dock, like with the Mac design, allows users to place links to apps permanently on the dock. So now shortcuts over your beautiful desktop background is not needed. Simply opened an app, it pops up on the right if the dock just like the Mac. Then right click and hold it to the Dock. You can Mod the icon with any image in .Png, 32bit, or Jpg format.

Brilliant design meets the PC GUi without any cost. Performance of a PC with the style of a Mac.

Rigs of Rods: Must Have Mods & Tips

Rigs of Rods is an awesome game. Even though the graphics are below standard and the gameplay can get quite slow. But overall, its the best free simulator around. Truly if you want a great flying simulator, you can just drop $20 and get Microsoft Flight Simulator X or IX. But nothing is like this where you can drive, boat, and fly in the same simulator.

Tips
Know these buttons:

ENTER - Enter/Exit vehicle. Vehicle must have stopped.
"I" - Respawn vehicle
"R" - Transfers you to the Rescue truck
"S" - Restarts the vehicle if you stalled.
"X" - Ignition. Must press "S" after turning ignition on to start vehicle
"P" - Parking Brake

Mods
Download Mods to either of these locations: (I recommend the top ones)

Vehicles
C:Programs Files > Rigs of Rods 0.36.2 > streams > final > vehicles
C: My Documents > Rigs of Rods > Packs

Terrains
C:Programs Files > Rigs of Rods 0.36.2 > streams > final > terrains
C: My Documents > Rigs of Rods > Packs

The Best Mods Available
Now that you have the game and know what you're doing, lets get to the fun part.

Cars
F1 Ferrari - Great Model of the F1 Series Ferraris. Problem, No Brakes! Use the Parking Brake ("P") to brake. Can do ~180Mph.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/F1_ferrari.zip

Nissan GT-R - Amazing version of the 2009 Nissan GT-R. This model includes Neon. Activate by pressing "N" Does ~185Mph
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/nissangtr1.1.zip

Nissan GT-R R34 - A older GT-R, but great for cruising. Drifty. To solve that, just turn without the gas.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Nissan_Skyline_R34_v.2_1.zip

Undercover Police Jeep - Nothing fast but is great for offroad. Press CTRL + 1 through 9 to activate the lights.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/index.php?sfilename=police&view=files&search=2

Jet Truck - Uncontrollable at full power, but fun to crash. It spins in circles forever. Great to mess around with for awhile.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/jettruck_skin.zip

AirPlanes
P51 Mustang with Jet - Great plane, now with a jet. Be gentle with the controls.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/P51_1.zip

F35 Lightning II - Think 600kn is fast? Crank the afterburner on this thing, and if your doing is right, you can go +3200kn. Only use a Gernoble. Its the only map big enough!
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/F35.zip

Skyvan - Great TurboProp plane. Great for short liftoffs and general crusing. Use if you want to explore the map.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Skyvan.zip

AN-12 Candian Fire Plane - Like water? Use this version of the AN-12 to play with water! Press "G" to activate the water.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/canadair-AN12.zip

Boeing AN-12 - A AN-12 with only two TurboProps. Great for more control over the plane.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Boeing.zip

Boeing Chinooks - Amazing Helicopters. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FIRST. These are hard to fly. The instructions are at:http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/113/ (Scroll down)
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Boeing-CH47-Chinook.zip

Terrains:
Deluxe Falt Map v10.1 - Flat Map with a few add-ons. Better than Flat Map.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Deluxe_Map_V1.0_2.zip

Grenoble - A new version of Gernoble but with more hangers and runways. WILL OVERRIDE THE ORIGINAL.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/grenoble.zip

North St. Helens v3 - A great newer version of NSH. Many many more places to test your car's abilities.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/nhelens3.zip

Mine - Great for offroad cars or crashing cars.
http://repository.rigsofrods.com/files/mirror/geoselect/Mine-1.2.zip

New Yahoo! Homepage

The new Yahoo! homepage looks awesome.

http://m.www.yahoo.com/. Its pretty nice how they have set up all of Y!'s great features in one page. Access to Y! Mail, Gmail, Facebook are available by just moving the cursor over their logos on the left side of the page. I personally also get sports, weather and finance, which are always pretty accurate.

But thats as customizable as it gets really. You can set a color of the background, which is pretty faint but can give some personality to the page. Its not like My Yahoo! in which you can do tons and tons of customization. If you can choose some of the widgets in the main space of the page, it would be a total success.

The news feed is nice. Right in the center, it gives all the news. but there's no clicking to view the news, you can just move the cursor over each story. Win.

Y!'s attempt at making a Facebook like "Status" feature kinda is Fail to me. There is no timeline to see your other friends, which Ive tried to make but the system is impossible. So why would you make a status when it takes going to other user's profiles to see theirs? If they could create a small pop out timeline that is kinda of like Facebook, its a huge win.

Lastly, the most popluar searches. Nothing I really look at. But it could be nice if you are trying to search for a major story and its right there in thata box. Nice, but nothing Id use.

Trying to find a great game to review. mk

Spam.

Spam. It stinks. Why did such a thing have to exist.

Im not talking about the food. The Internet spam. JohnnyTwoShoes has a huge problem with it. Topics that dont need to even be thought. "How do you write an S". Ummm........ Usually when I talk to people on the Internet I press this little button that says S. FAIL.

The series of topics that said "Meridimus's 400th ranking!" "mk's beating DD!". Not that thats bad, its just thats theres too many of them. Why do we need a new topic fo each event? Runey stepped to the plate and made the congrats topic. Win Runey. Epic Win.

Im not sure whats really up with the Gentlemen Topic. Im not even going there.

Thinking of a number between 1-100. Somewhatly fun topic, but when the user that creates it is only there every once and awhile in the week, the topic backs up and/or stalls.

Right now the only great topics are those about video games, anything by meridimus, and the staples of the Fourm.

And getting to staples, King of the Hill v1 needs a lock already. That thing is way off topic. There's v2. So that means v1 should be deleted or locked. Preferably locked.

And Im sick of all the "Im going away" topics. So Ive got an idea. And its brilliant.

Getting socks of all things. mk

Top 10 Ways to make a Good Mini-Golf Course

10.) Make the entire concession stand ICEEs and Mountain Dew. Its the only thing that sells and its funny to watch people on their sugar rush.

9.) Remove guardrails from bridges. Safety? Nah, its just funny to watch people fall off. '

8.) Remove all scenery and make a huge lake around the course. The balls go in the water. You charge $1 per lost ball. Win.

7.) Create night where a pass for everything is ten bucks. The teens come. But then they stand in circles and talk the whole night. Its more brutally exercising than you think.

6.) Make everything cost $5. So if they want to do everything in the ark, like the awesome go-karts, it costs tons of $.

5.) Get really bad Wi-Fi and charge $5 for it. Its a ride in itself!

4.) Bolt the picnic tables to the ground. You never know when the next fight is going to happen.

3.) Make the curb around the mini golf hole have super bounce material so the ball goes flying back to the "golfer."

2.) Use neon balls at night. Because he know everyone loves neon balls who's paint gets on your fingers. Then little kids think you're a big bad alien and go screaming to their mommy. Fail.

1.) Place Red Bull vending machines around the park. Not only do they cost $3 a can, its fun to watch kids self destruct.

JohnnyTwoShoes. Epic.

JohnnyTwoShoes is awesome. I dont think anyone wants to debate that. But things are whack enough. The Forum times keep getting messed up more and more. And I got to tell MediaTemple this time. But they say of course to make a ticket and get in line. Obviously I dont have those powers, and I dont really want them. At least they know something's up.

The Notes feature must come. We must make sure this happens. Its just too hard to communicate with users on the Forum. If they do something wrong, you never know if their warning gets out to them.

A second idea with the Notes, what if once a person joins, they automatically get two Notes. Both from JTS. The first being a welcome and thanks for joining type of Note. The second being a basic guide to the Forum. it would help reduce bad users that are just unknowning of the rules and get moer users to use the Forum.

We should all get Blogs. And make them personal wit hour thoughts. Like Max's. Have a thing below the Twitter Feed with links to Max's, Sarah's, and various user's blogs. My recommendations for blogs: TheDavidCarney (the man behind JTS's music), ThePika (life away from JTS), timewarptrio (his own blog), and Runey676 (another personal blog). And they must have whack names.

Lastly, make Runey a Mod and remove Nelson. Id hate to remove him but hes just not active. I havent seen him in awhile and he posts only once and twice every once and awhile. Its something thats not esay to do but it should be done. Runey's the man for the job. Another good hand in fighting crime.

Sleepy is the way I am. Its the way I live. Its worked out pretty well so far.

Life. The New FailBlog?

Seriously. What is with all of this fail? Our society has come a long way, but it feels like its going backwards.

Some say society is perfect. I just want to laugh in their faces. Perfect? Whats so perfect about our music being about sex? Which is mostly listened to by kids under 18 and not even close to being married.

Whats so perfect about global warming and the fact no one really wants to do anything? The oil (or petrol) companies do is develop new great stuff they advertise about how their developing "taking CO2 out of Natural Gas" and :lighter plastic in cars for better fuel economy."

Natural Gas = fossil fuel. That gets us far. And plastic are made from petrol. And the car still runs on petrol. And is still spews out CO2. Thats pretty much fail. Why do they even waste their money on it?

There's Hollywood. All the paparazzi following all these people, magazines dedicated to their lives. Id hate to be famous like that. Who wants a lot of people following them 24/7? Id be Bill Gates or Steve Jobs famous. Even LeBron James famous. They're household names but they arent followed around my creepy guys in black cars. Fail.

Then there is real life. High school. A month is all that's left til I must face up to reality and wake up early in the morning again. It sucks. Im not the best morning person in the World. Not even close. Not the late night type either.

But what bothers me is why does everyone have to go crazy on the popular stuff? I mean some stuuf is cool, but Abercrombie & Fitch? $40 dollars for a shirt that doesnt fit me and shirk on contact with water. And people who think "Oh hes and geek, he doesnt get out much." A big xP to you. You think we might be geeks or whatever but on day in the McDonalds grill while you're cooking burgers for a living, if you call it a living, you'll think about how we are doing better because we knew what the hell we are doing. Fail

Now I know this went on and on about Fail. A little long by my standards. But it really grinds my gears to see society as bad as it is.

Fail.

The Pixel Is Spazzing

For some reason I had to make a blog. It just had to happen. Twitter is for communicating to friends, but it isnt tell my story. Which I like for some odd reason or another.

Me? Im just another kid from Ohio. The state that seems like it has nothing but it pretty awesome. We're all geeky about Ohio stuff, but it wouldnt be right any other way.

Crazy? Maybe. Never normal ;) Pixel? Well, we're all small in the big picture.

Im a computer lover so this is my story of life. Nothing exciting by any means, but it turns out to work out pretty well some way.

All I have to say now is, where's my Pepsi?