Spam. It stinks. Why did such a thing have to exist.
Im not talking about the food. The Internet spam. JohnnyTwoShoes has a huge problem with it. Topics that dont need to even be thought. "How do you write an S". Ummm........ Usually when I talk to people on the Internet I press this little button that says S. FAIL.
The series of topics that said "Meridimus's 400th ranking!" "mk's beating DD!". Not that thats bad, its just thats theres too many of them. Why do we need a new topic fo each event? Runey stepped to the plate and made the congrats topic. Win Runey. Epic Win.
Im not sure whats really up with the Gentlemen Topic. Im not even going there.
Thinking of a number between 1-100. Somewhatly fun topic, but when the user that creates it is only there every once and awhile in the week, the topic backs up and/or stalls.
Right now the only great topics are those about video games, anything by meridimus, and the staples of the Fourm.
And getting to staples, King of the Hill v1 needs a lock already. That thing is way off topic. There's v2. So that means v1 should be deleted or locked. Preferably locked.
And Im sick of all the "Im going away" topics. So Ive got an idea. And its brilliant.
Getting socks of all things. mk
7.31.2009
Top 10 Ways to make a Good Mini-Golf Course
10.) Make the entire concession stand ICEEs and Mountain Dew. Its the only thing that sells and its funny to watch people on their sugar rush.
9.) Remove guardrails from bridges. Safety? Nah, its just funny to watch people fall off. '
8.) Remove all scenery and make a huge lake around the course. The balls go in the water. You charge $1 per lost ball. Win.
7.) Create night where a pass for everything is ten bucks. The teens come. But then they stand in circles and talk the whole night. Its more brutally exercising than you think.
6.) Make everything cost $5. So if they want to do everything in the ark, like the awesome go-karts, it costs tons of $.
5.) Get really bad Wi-Fi and charge $5 for it. Its a ride in itself!
4.) Bolt the picnic tables to the ground. You never know when the next fight is going to happen.
3.) Make the curb around the mini golf hole have super bounce material so the ball goes flying back to the "golfer."
2.) Use neon balls at night. Because he know everyone loves neon balls who's paint gets on your fingers. Then little kids think you're a big bad alien and go screaming to their mommy. Fail.
1.) Place Red Bull vending machines around the park. Not only do they cost $3 a can, its fun to watch kids self destruct.
9.) Remove guardrails from bridges. Safety? Nah, its just funny to watch people fall off. '
8.) Remove all scenery and make a huge lake around the course. The balls go in the water. You charge $1 per lost ball. Win.
7.) Create night where a pass for everything is ten bucks. The teens come. But then they stand in circles and talk the whole night. Its more brutally exercising than you think.
6.) Make everything cost $5. So if they want to do everything in the ark, like the awesome go-karts, it costs tons of $.
5.) Get really bad Wi-Fi and charge $5 for it. Its a ride in itself!
4.) Bolt the picnic tables to the ground. You never know when the next fight is going to happen.
3.) Make the curb around the mini golf hole have super bounce material so the ball goes flying back to the "golfer."
2.) Use neon balls at night. Because he know everyone loves neon balls who's paint gets on your fingers. Then little kids think you're a big bad alien and go screaming to their mommy. Fail.
1.) Place Red Bull vending machines around the park. Not only do they cost $3 a can, its fun to watch kids self destruct.
7.30.2009
JohnnyTwoShoes. Epic.
JohnnyTwoShoes is awesome. I dont think anyone wants to debate that. But things are whack enough. The Forum times keep getting messed up more and more. And I got to tell MediaTemple this time. But they say of course to make a ticket and get in line. Obviously I dont have those powers, and I dont really want them. At least they know something's up.
The Notes feature must come. We must make sure this happens. Its just too hard to communicate with users on the Forum. If they do something wrong, you never know if their warning gets out to them.
A second idea with the Notes, what if once a person joins, they automatically get two Notes. Both from JTS. The first being a welcome and thanks for joining type of Note. The second being a basic guide to the Forum. it would help reduce bad users that are just unknowning of the rules and get moer users to use the Forum.
We should all get Blogs. And make them personal wit hour thoughts. Like Max's. Have a thing below the Twitter Feed with links to Max's, Sarah's, and various user's blogs. My recommendations for blogs: TheDavidCarney (the man behind JTS's music), ThePika (life away from JTS), timewarptrio (his own blog), and Runey676 (another personal blog). And they must have whack names.
Lastly, make Runey a Mod and remove Nelson. Id hate to remove him but hes just not active. I havent seen him in awhile and he posts only once and twice every once and awhile. Its something thats not esay to do but it should be done. Runey's the man for the job. Another good hand in fighting crime.
Sleepy is the way I am. Its the way I live. Its worked out pretty well so far.
The Notes feature must come. We must make sure this happens. Its just too hard to communicate with users on the Forum. If they do something wrong, you never know if their warning gets out to them.
A second idea with the Notes, what if once a person joins, they automatically get two Notes. Both from JTS. The first being a welcome and thanks for joining type of Note. The second being a basic guide to the Forum. it would help reduce bad users that are just unknowning of the rules and get moer users to use the Forum.
We should all get Blogs. And make them personal wit hour thoughts. Like Max's. Have a thing below the Twitter Feed with links to Max's, Sarah's, and various user's blogs. My recommendations for blogs: TheDavidCarney (the man behind JTS's music), ThePika (life away from JTS), timewarptrio (his own blog), and Runey676 (another personal blog). And they must have whack names.
Lastly, make Runey a Mod and remove Nelson. Id hate to remove him but hes just not active. I havent seen him in awhile and he posts only once and twice every once and awhile. Its something thats not esay to do but it should be done. Runey's the man for the job. Another good hand in fighting crime.
Sleepy is the way I am. Its the way I live. Its worked out pretty well so far.
Life. The New FailBlog?
Seriously. What is with all of this fail? Our society has come a long way, but it feels like its going backwards.
Some say society is perfect. I just want to laugh in their faces. Perfect? Whats so perfect about our music being about sex? Which is mostly listened to by kids under 18 and not even close to being married.
Whats so perfect about global warming and the fact no one really wants to do anything? The oil (or petrol) companies do is develop new great stuff they advertise about how their developing "taking CO2 out of Natural Gas" and :lighter plastic in cars for better fuel economy."
Natural Gas = fossil fuel. That gets us far. And plastic are made from petrol. And the car still runs on petrol. And is still spews out CO2. Thats pretty much fail. Why do they even waste their money on it?
There's Hollywood. All the paparazzi following all these people, magazines dedicated to their lives. Id hate to be famous like that. Who wants a lot of people following them 24/7? Id be Bill Gates or Steve Jobs famous. Even LeBron James famous. They're household names but they arent followed around my creepy guys in black cars. Fail.
Then there is real life. High school. A month is all that's left til I must face up to reality and wake up early in the morning again. It sucks. Im not the best morning person in the World. Not even close. Not the late night type either.
But what bothers me is why does everyone have to go crazy on the popular stuff? I mean some stuuf is cool, but Abercrombie & Fitch? $40 dollars for a shirt that doesnt fit me and shirk on contact with water. And people who think "Oh hes and geek, he doesnt get out much." A big xP to you. You think we might be geeks or whatever but on day in the McDonalds grill while you're cooking burgers for a living, if you call it a living, you'll think about how we are doing better because we knew what the hell we are doing. Fail
Now I know this went on and on about Fail. A little long by my standards. But it really grinds my gears to see society as bad as it is.
Fail.
Some say society is perfect. I just want to laugh in their faces. Perfect? Whats so perfect about our music being about sex? Which is mostly listened to by kids under 18 and not even close to being married.
Whats so perfect about global warming and the fact no one really wants to do anything? The oil (or petrol) companies do is develop new great stuff they advertise about how their developing "taking CO2 out of Natural Gas" and :lighter plastic in cars for better fuel economy."
Natural Gas = fossil fuel. That gets us far. And plastic are made from petrol. And the car still runs on petrol. And is still spews out CO2. Thats pretty much fail. Why do they even waste their money on it?
There's Hollywood. All the paparazzi following all these people, magazines dedicated to their lives. Id hate to be famous like that. Who wants a lot of people following them 24/7? Id be Bill Gates or Steve Jobs famous. Even LeBron James famous. They're household names but they arent followed around my creepy guys in black cars. Fail.
Then there is real life. High school. A month is all that's left til I must face up to reality and wake up early in the morning again. It sucks. Im not the best morning person in the World. Not even close. Not the late night type either.
But what bothers me is why does everyone have to go crazy on the popular stuff? I mean some stuuf is cool, but Abercrombie & Fitch? $40 dollars for a shirt that doesnt fit me and shirk on contact with water. And people who think "Oh hes and geek, he doesnt get out much." A big xP to you. You think we might be geeks or whatever but on day in the McDonalds grill while you're cooking burgers for a living, if you call it a living, you'll think about how we are doing better because we knew what the hell we are doing. Fail
Now I know this went on and on about Fail. A little long by my standards. But it really grinds my gears to see society as bad as it is.
Fail.
The Pixel Is Spazzing
For some reason I had to make a blog. It just had to happen. Twitter is for communicating to friends, but it isnt tell my story. Which I like for some odd reason or another.
Me? Im just another kid from Ohio. The state that seems like it has nothing but it pretty awesome. We're all geeky about Ohio stuff, but it wouldnt be right any other way.
Crazy? Maybe. Never normal ;) Pixel? Well, we're all small in the big picture.
Im a computer lover so this is my story of life. Nothing exciting by any means, but it turns out to work out pretty well some way.
All I have to say now is, where's my Pepsi?
Me? Im just another kid from Ohio. The state that seems like it has nothing but it pretty awesome. We're all geeky about Ohio stuff, but it wouldnt be right any other way.
Crazy? Maybe. Never normal ;) Pixel? Well, we're all small in the big picture.
Im a computer lover so this is my story of life. Nothing exciting by any means, but it turns out to work out pretty well some way.
All I have to say now is, where's my Pepsi?
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