Top 10 Ways to make a Good Mini-Golf Course

10.) Make the entire concession stand ICEEs and Mountain Dew. Its the only thing that sells and its funny to watch people on their sugar rush.

9.) Remove guardrails from bridges. Safety? Nah, its just funny to watch people fall off. '

8.) Remove all scenery and make a huge lake around the course. The balls go in the water. You charge $1 per lost ball. Win.

7.) Create night where a pass for everything is ten bucks. The teens come. But then they stand in circles and talk the whole night. Its more brutally exercising than you think.

6.) Make everything cost $5. So if they want to do everything in the ark, like the awesome go-karts, it costs tons of $.

5.) Get really bad Wi-Fi and charge $5 for it. Its a ride in itself!

4.) Bolt the picnic tables to the ground. You never know when the next fight is going to happen.

3.) Make the curb around the mini golf hole have super bounce material so the ball goes flying back to the "golfer."

2.) Use neon balls at night. Because he know everyone loves neon balls who's paint gets on your fingers. Then little kids think you're a big bad alien and go screaming to their mommy. Fail.

1.) Place Red Bull vending machines around the park. Not only do they cost $3 a can, its fun to watch kids self destruct.